Case
Eeny Meny Murder Mo
Year Published
1962
Case Introduction
5 - 6 January, 1958. Bertha Aaron has witnessed some unethical behaviour in a member of the legal firm for which she works. Fearing to confide in the senior partner (who has a heart condition), she comes to the brownstone, but is strangled with Wolfe's own necktie in the office while Archie is discussing her with Wolfe. The title is a reference figuring out which partner was being referred to, and who murdered her.
Notes
Resolution
The partners are red herrings (none could have made it across town from Wolfe's place to their office in time for a business meeting). The opposing client committed the murder (being concerned with the size of the settlement she could get from her ex).

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Hit with a jade paperweight and strangled with Wolfe's own necktie in his office.
Character descriptionPrivate secretary of Lamont Otis. Age 42.
Reserved notes for this caseConfronted a partner in the firm she saw having a clandestine lunch with an opposing client.
Fritz prepared Spareribs in Special Sauce during this case.
Character descriptionMaster chef in Wolfe's kitchen, has a small apartment in the basement. (In "Fer-De-Lance," his apartment is across from the plant room, not in the basement.) Swiss; native French speaker, served in WWI. Uninterested in murder, except whether a client is in the offing; gets anxious about household finance when Wolfe isn't working. Doesn't like to talk while cooking. Changes to his old slippers at 9 pm because of "things left on his feet by the war to remember it by". Implied he was a member of the Swiss Alpine Patrol during WWI.
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Character descriptionSecond in line behind Saul Panzer when Nero and Archie need extra manpower.
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Presents warrants to arrest Wolfe & Archie as material witnesses.
Character descriptionInspector with NYPD, Homicide. Has tolerate / hate relationship with Wolfe. He respects Wolfe, but is greatly irritated by his eccentricities. Habitually chews (but rarely lights) cigars. Notably, Cramer lights a cigar in Wolfe's office during "Instead of Evidence" in which the murder weapon is an exploding cigar! First name is given as Fergus one time, but generally accepted as Lionel. Had a son in the Army Air Corps during WWII. Archie has called Mrs. Cramer on the phone more than once to reach the Inspector at home. Archie's favorite alias for him is "the man about the chair" or "any name with a double "d", e.g., Mr. Judd". At no time is Inspector Cramer ever referred to in the books as "Lionel T." Cramer; his first name is given as "Fergus" in "Where There's a Will." There is a lone later reference to him as L.T.C. (The Silent Speaker), but never Lionel. Stout's biographer, John McAleer, asked Stout to explain the "Fergus"/"L.T.C" discrepancy; Stout replied: "No significance. Laziness. I didn't bother to check on whether he already had a first name. Of course, all discrepancies in the Nero Wolfe stories are Archie Goodwin's fault." (from "Royal Decree; Conversations with Rex Stout) He is featured in a book by Stout called Red Threads, first published 1939, tracking down a killer with a young fashion designer. There is no reference to Nero Wolfe.
Reserved notes for this caseDoesn't serve the warrants.
Called in for the finale in Wolfe's office, in case anybody tries any rough stuff.
Character descriptionHired hand used by Wolfe and Archie when extra manpower is needed. Not the best, but can tail better than anybody but Saul. The favorite "irregular" after Saul - Fritz: "I'm glad it's Orrie instead of Saul or Fred"; Archie: "Such a chore for Saul or Fred of course, but I didn't like doing it for Orrie."; Mr Wolfe: "He doesn't have the dignity of a man who has found his place and occupies it, as you have, Fred." Bald, burly, 5'10, 190 lbs; moves like a bear. Married with four children. Archie: "You can trust him to hell and back."
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Suspect.
Character descriptionAttorney; partner in Otis, Edey, Heydecker, and Jett (27%). Brilliant idea man rather than trial lawyer, 3 kids, married but plays around, age 55.
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Draws the line at acting as a valet.
Character descriptionNero Wolfe's tough and witty assistant.
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Suspect.
Character descriptionAttorney, partner in Otis, Edey, Heydecker, and Jett (22%). Top trial lawyer for the firm. Childless marriage, more interested in chess and politics than women. Stingy.
Reserved notes for this caseDisbarred for unethical conduct.
Suspect.
Character descriptionAttorney, partner in Otis, Edey, Heydecker, and Jett (11%); made a partner due to 2 spectacular corporation case successes. Bad with money, single, age 36.
Reserved notes for this caseMarries Ann Paige.
Visits the brownstone with Ann Paige in tow to find out why Bertha Aaron came to Wolfe.
Character descriptionAttorney; senior partner (40%) in the firm of Otis, Edey, Heydecker, and Jett. Aged 76, bad heart.
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Accompanies Otis to the brownstone to meet with Wolfe.
Character descriptionAttorney, working at Otis, Edey, Heydecker, and Jett.
Reserved notes for this caseEscapes the brownstone via a window. Marries Jett at the end of the story.
Helps keep the players penned up in the front room, listening to Wolfe's talk with Mrs. Sorrell.
Character descriptionTop hired hand Nero and Archie look to for manpower. Hosts regular Thursday night poker game at eight pm at his apartment in Brooklyn. Rust-colored hair, 5'7, 145 lbs, big nose and flat ears. In the "Rubber Band" (ch. 6) Archie tells us that Panzer has a photographic memory when it comes to faces.
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Telephoned by Wolfe when Cramer brandishes material witness warrants. ghetto!!!
Character descriptionWolfe's lawyer -- the only lawyer Wolfe ever sent orchids to. A bachelor who plays bridge on winter Sundays. (Appears as "Henry" Parker in The Squirt & the Monkey and The Golden Spiders.)
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Divorcing Rita Ramsey, and learning that prenuptial agreements aren't all they're cracked up to be.
Character descriptionClient of Otis, Edey, Heydecker and Jett.
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Experimenting with finding cracks in prenuptial agreements while divorcing her moneyed husband.
Character descriptionBroadway star, noted for her performance in _Reach for the Moon_; spurned Hollywood.
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Character descriptionInitially an employee in N.Y. D.A.'s office. Later Cramer's man. Detective (sergeant). Unfriendly.
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Can't stand a spot on his clothes, so he leaves a stained tie on his desk after lunch. Everybody else draws the line at picking up after him, so it stays there all day until it is used as a murder weapon.
Character descriptionMaster detective. Genius. Estimated weight: 1/7 ton. Carries a large platinum watch in his vest pocket. Sends a check every month to his mother in Budapest ("Fer-de-lance, ch. 13)..
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